The legend of Yellowsplat:

Everything has its own beginning, and each beginning is LEGENDARY.You dont know what YELLOWSPLAT  is,But youll know the reason after reading the beginning.The LEGEND OF YELLOW SPLAT.

 Long time ago when the world was flat and dinosaurs still reign the earth, they were 2 king dinosaurs named kning Ted and King Heffley.

    Always remember, Ted is long necked (why? uhh.. long story) and Dee, He is the dark one and the dinosaur with most ticks.

                                                                                                                                         The two kings look cool and professional looking, but if youll look back on the other side--They are total Insane!

One day the two kings walk on the  roads of rainbowcheesepuke street, a very famous place for trade and barter.As they pass by the busy street,a merchant called them " Heay! stenkey sken!". The 2 kings snab the call. " Hey! betch!". After hearing the word...BETCH, the eyes of Tim glared from the distance and his ears turned red.he turned back and return to the merchant." Meer-Chant! Wu are you?Meer-chaannt?"."wanna by some bonegarretes?"... "Betch...Its Bitch you...MOREon..I mean MORON!" .The two kings nevermind the crazy merchant and continue on their walk.
  5 hours later, they finally reach their destination...The Cafeteria. "dude! theres a lot of cockroaches in your in your cafeteria!", "Uhh..yeah,It sucks!They crawl everywhere and eat my food!""They did? If so..hmm.." CRUNCCHH!!" "Yum!Tastes like mashed meat bugs! Delicious!""Haha! stop that!".
>> to be continued<<